And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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