We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
oh god the rape fog is back!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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