It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
do nipples grow back?
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