Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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