You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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