I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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