How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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