Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
