I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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