he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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