Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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