Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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