Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
youre lurking in front of me
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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