Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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