i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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