I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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