We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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