i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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