i think i have herpe
just one?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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