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• (713): View more from Texas

  we have officially lost it.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?

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  im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle

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  Guys should not giggle. Ever.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.

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  Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

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  maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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• (813): View more from Florida

  And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat

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