she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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