Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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