so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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