it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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