Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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