Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Two words: nipple clamps
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