He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
This toilet bowl is my home.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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