You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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