first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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