So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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