either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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