In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
ok first of all what the fuck
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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