We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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