is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Randomize
