he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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