8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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