So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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