just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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