she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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