Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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