He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Alive.
So much puke
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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