we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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