He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
