Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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