I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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