Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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