Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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