I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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