Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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