Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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