oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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