Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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