do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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