i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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